Foreword / by Alan Bennett
A little bit about ingenuity
Unusual behaviour needs investigating
A little bit on names and more on grieving
Different kinds of mooing
Bovine friendships are seldom casual
But bulls are a completely different kettle of fish
A little bit about horses
A digression on sheep, and pigs and hens
Something happens here every day
There's another side to hens
Dorothy and her daughter, Little Dorothy
Twenty things you ought to know about cows
Twenty things you ought to know about hens
Twenty things you ought to know about sheep
Twenty things you ought to know about pigs
