Dating makes you want to die: but you have to do it anyway

A fortress unto itself : the single

First contact with an alien gender

The first date

The third date

We are in love (maybe)

Meeting the parents : it's go time!

The break-up option : "it's not me, it's you, and your erectile dysfunction"

The death of romance (or how I learned to stop worrying and love paying half as much rent)

Going to the chapel.