Act one, or The worst interview ever
Act two, or Flying saucers, zombie slaves, and autopsies on the third stage
Act three, or Mean guys with long hair
Act four, or Sometimes you just want a girl who will sit on a bottle
Act five, or The rock and roll cliche can go fuck itself
Act six, or A hundred million dollar paycheck
Act seven, or Take your drug dealer to work day
Act eight, or Cannibalism is the answer
Act nine, or Stabbing your mother for a number one album
Act ten, or What everybody needs to get to sleep in these troubled times.
