Part 1. Where it All Begins
An Unsentimental Education / Neal Pollack
A Cautionary Tale / Christine VanDevelde
Personal Statement / Wendy MacLeod
Part 2. From the Outsiders
How to Get into College Without Really Trying / Gail Hudson
The Age of Reasons / Joe Queenan
Application Madness / Anne C. Roark
A Piece of Cake / Jan Brogan
Part 3. From the Insiders
Impersonating Wallpaper: The Dean's Daughter Speaks / Jennifer Delahunty / Emma Britz
A Life of Too Much / Lisa Gates
The Kids Are Alright: (with Apologies to the Who) / Debra Shaver
Let It/Them Be: (with or without Apologies to the Beatles), or How Not to Spend Your Child's Summer Vacation / Katherine Sillin
Part 4. From a Mother's Perspective
The Deep Pool / Anna Quindlen
When Love Gets in the Way / Jane Hamilton
Our Quixotic Quests for Utopia U / Anna Duke Reach
Part 5. From a Father's Perspective
Market Lambs and Chaos Warriors / Dan Laskin
Flowers Will Grow / Sean Callaway
The Worst of Times, the Best of Times: The Scholar-Athlete Applies to College / David Latt
From the Belly of the Whale / David H. Lynn
Where the Chips Fall / Scott Sadil
The Most Difficult year to Get into College in the History of the World: Excerpts from "The Neurotic Parent" Blog the Neurotic Parent
Laundry, Lost Luggage, and Lord of the Rings / Lisa K. Winkler
Sound Tracks / Joy Horowitz
Part 7. A User's Guide for Parents
Love in the Time of College Angst / S.X. Rosenstock
Wait Outside / Sarah Kahrl
Sophie, Real and Imagined / Ellen Waterston
T-minus Thirteen Minutes and Forty-one Seconds / Steve Thomas
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