How the Bicentennial Wagon Train almost got me fired
How not to be a shiftless troublemaker
How poltergeists, aliens, and Bigfoot prevented me from getting rich
How to avoid getting struck by lightning when standing next to a bag of metal poles
How to pop corn for ten hours and not lose your mind
How to be a man and not a mouse
How not to sacrifice your life for a summer job
How I became a (sort of) stockbroker and, then, an adult
How I graduated from college and almost met Grace Kelly
How my last summer job turned out
How the Ice Cream Inn prepared me for life.
