Tip 1. Score at Least 140 on an IQ Test / Don't Even Bother Taking the Test! Tip 2. Go Stark Raving Mad / Become the Poster Child for Sanity! Tip 3. Start Out as a Zygote with Super Genes / Carefully Pick Your Home and School! Tip 4. Be the Oldest Kid in Your Family / Make Sure You're Born Last! Tip 5. Study Hard All Day and Night / Indulge Your Wide Interests, Hobbies, and Travels! Tip 6. Impeccable Perfectionists Rule / More Failures Mean More Successes! Tip 7. Turn Yourself into a Child Prodigy / Wait Until You Can Become a Late Bloomer! Tip 8. Do Your Best to Die Tragically Young / Just Live to a Ripe Old Age! Tip 9. Withdraw Alone to an Isolated Retreat / Social Network with Kindred Spirits!
