The World's Greatest: poems

Kookiest hat

Shortest street

Talkingest bird

Longest traffic jam

Stone skipping record

Smallest American newspaper

Longest time a message was in a bottle at sea

Tallest roller coaster

largest mantle of bees

Shortest snake

Dumbest dinosaur

Tallest Christmas tree

most kisses

Longest time stuck in an elevator

Most plates spinning

Longest time a human remained standing

Tallest scarecrow

Biggest potato

Sonnet to the greatest distance hang gliding by a woman

Winningest woman of the Iditarod Dog Sled Race

Biggest pumpkin

Crookedest building

Most live scorpions eaten by a human

Most cobras kissed consecutively

Highest air on a skateboard.